Brenning Data Private pages:  Questions

 Bridge software
 Tailor-made software
 Reference material
 Private pages
    Ligan (S:t Erik)
    Korpen (volleyboll)
    Signerat Auby
    The gallery

Tomas Brenning
Tel:     +46 171 47 50 37
Fax:     ---
Mobile: +46 70 742 77 42

Veckholms-Åkerby 2
SE-745 99  Enköping

Alternate e-mail address:

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

When they build airplanes, why can't they use the same material they use for the black box?

Have you ever considered a world without hypothetical situations?

Wouldn't it be better with parachutes instead of lifevests under the airplane seats?

How does the snow-plow driver get to work in the morning?

If you tie a buttered piece of bread on the back of a cat with the butter facing up and drop the two from two meters, what will happen?

If the 24 hour store is open 365 days a year, why did they install a lock on the front door?

If nothing sticks to non-stick surfaces, how do they get the non-stick surface to stick to the frying pan?

Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets?

What colour will a smurf's face turn when you choke him?